Malls and Stores, Tributes to the foul gods of Consumerism
You wake up, you are a lizard. The sun warms your back, the moist dirt squishes beneath you. At first you panic. *Was my life a lie? What about my spouse? My kids? My friends?* but over the course of seconds it all goes away. Humanity and its concepts grow foreign to you. In just a minute, words like Taxes and Driving lose all meaning to you, as animalistic desires flood your small mind. You think one final coherent thought: Time to find a bug.
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